Aussie! Born and bred! Snowboarding and bike riding rule my life.

 

in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous

ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"